Red-facedRonnyLover

If you haven't noticed, I haven't been on here or at school much this week because I haven't been feeling well. I was up late last night, and my boyfriend, Ron, decided to take me to the hospital. They came to the conclusion that I have a yeast infection, and my anal gland is producing WAY too much juice, so I have to take medication and stay in bed a lot. I also have this very bad burning sensation when I pee, so that really sucks. In other news, I went over to my friend, Jason's, house the other day, and everyone there was dancing and having fun. If you know me, you know that I always have something wrong with me. So I started dancing, havi

SO yesturday I met with ALL the teachers that I work with at school and we went swimming! I think a bunch of the teachers that work at my school are hot, but dont tell ronny. It was So much fun but then the plug i was using to clog my anus broke and my butthole exploded all over DEBORAH and ronny had to rush me to the hospital after that we all went over to JASONS house and we partied and him and deborah danced around naked. we watched BRAD play some basketball and i stubbed my toe IT HURTS MAMA. i had such a bad hangover that I didnt even have time to READ to kill a mockingbird

So i finally got some dulcolax stool softener and its helped tremendously!! i no longer have to dump every couple minutes and deborah helps me take my meds every day. but i have another problem, every time i have a bowel movement i fill up the toilet so much that it overflows. any way to stop this? tonight im going to a strip club with ronny. we're gonna party all night long and i really hope i dont have to sh*t every minute. I like to just be able to sit in front of my fire place and drink tea and read to kill a mockingbird but my anus never shuts. I also had a really fun night last night with my boss and my nose infection is a lot better.